We have been reporting (as information has surfaced) on the armed robbery of U.S. swimmers Ryan Lochte, Gunnar Bentz, Jack Conger, and Jimmy Feigen. First, the four swimmers announced that they had been robbed while taking a taxi back to the athlete’s village after a party. They claimed that they were stopped by people dressed […]
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America’s 2nd Best Swimmer Robbed At Gunpoint
Ryan Lochte and three other U.S. swimmers were robbed at gunpoint. No one was hurt in the incident. Apparently, they were in a taxi on the way to the Olympic village when they were stopped by people dressed as armed police officers. The Rio de Janeiro Civil Police have launched an investigation into the robbery. […]
Michael Phelps Has The Midas Touch
Michael Phelps is back and is already winning gold. On Sunday Phelps competed in his first relay of 2016 and took the gold with ease. After his performance over the weekend, it is assumed that the remaining five gold medals will be a walk in the park for the “God Of The Water”. If Phelps […]

Michael Phelps Has The Midas Touch
Michael Phelps is back and is already winning gold. On Sunday Phelps competed in his first relay of 2016 and took the gold with ease. After his performance over the weekend, it is assumed that the remaining five gold medals will be a walk in the park for the “God Of The Water”. If Phelps […]
America Has Taken Charge Of The Olympics
United States intelligence agencies have confirmed that they are working in cooperation with the Brazilian government in securing the Rio Olympic games. Over 1,000 spies have been sent to Rio to add a layer of “hidden protection”. It has been reported that all 17 American intelligence agencies are working on the operation. A large group […]
America Has Taken Charge Of The Olympics
United States intelligence agencies have confirmed that they are working in cooperation with the Brazilian government in securing the Rio Olympic games. Over 1,000 spies have been sent to Rio to add a layer of “hidden protection”. It has been reported that all 17 American intelligence agencies are working on the operation. A large group […]
Rio Games Turning Into The Sex Olympics
The Rio Summer Olympic game athletes are going through 450,000 condoms. That’s right, athletes have come forward and admitted to late night sexual gatherings, and the freedom to express their sexuality while staying at the dorms for the Olympics. The organizers of the Olympics games are worried about diseases like Zika and AIDS, hence the […]
The Terrorists Team Will Have A Big Showing At The Olympics
A group of men were arrested in Brazil for the plotting of terrorist attacks against the Olympic games in Rio de Janeiro. Officials do not think that the group had communicated with the Islamic State yet about the entirety of their plan. No evidence had been found that the group had acquired weapons for the […]
The Terrorists Team Will Have A Big Showing At The Olympics
A group of men were arrested in Brazil for the plotting of terrorist attacks against the Olympic games in Rio de Janeiro. Officials do not think that the group had communicated with the Islamic State yet about the entirety of their plan. No evidence had been found that the group had acquired weapons for the […]