**This is a work of satire and to you liberals that means it’s just a joke**
Editor’s note – Our Russian “friend” leaked yet another one of Hillary’s emails to us on Friday. This time to Vice President Joe Biden. I guess Hillary is already running things, but she is not happy.
[Leaked on 9.16.16]
Joe … I know you have been going behind my back and trying to convince the party that I’m too sick and it’s not too late to dump me and take you instead. That will never happen!
I have a chokehold on this party and you will literally have to pry it out of my cold dead hands before I allow then to turn against me. As we both know, that may be sooner than later, but not soon enough to stop me from taking the White House.
If it is you who has been spreading the truth of my illnesses than you better watch your back. In fact, if I don’t hear you give a press conference talking about my “pneumonia” and how healthy I really am than my health will be your last concern.
If I didn’t know better, I’d think it was you who sent the cameraman that caught my fall on 9/11. Was it also you who leaked to the press that Chelsea’s apartment was really my secret $11 million personal health facility?
What difference does it make? What’s done is done. However, I have tolerated your presence this whole time, don’t test my patience.
Doctors have given me 6 months to 2 years to live, plenty of time to push my ultra-left agenda. Everything is in place, with the Executive branch being at its all-time strongest and Congress bought and paid for … No one will stop me.
I promise you that if you get in my way it will be I who attends your funeral. You of all people know exactly what I am capable of.
Now, be a good boy, stop trying to stab me in the back and prove that you are still worthy of being at my side. As you know, the press has exposed my body double coming out of the health clinic (Bill was right, she did look too good).
Well, that bitch has had the nerve to demand hush money from me and threatened to expose this whole thing. Prove your worth and finish her off. Just make sure that her body is never found.
So in short, I forgive you … This time. Let’s put this ugliness behind us and move on with our plans. As always, do as I say and you will be reworded. You know it’s always been the carrot or the stick with me, I hope you choose wisely.